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whenever i try and learn something new

  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
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  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies

spectr0-magic:

words to live by

(Source: 2000ish, via thateurolatina)

lalalalane:

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

Glad we settled this

(Source: muutant, via stopandpainttherosesred)

thehappysorceress:

Not the most graceful, dogs, but I love ‘em.

(Source: fit-nnitsa, via pricklylegs)

teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

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